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1/22: Why I'm Not A Movie Critic

1/15: Cinema Smackdown!

1/8: A Hard Day's Fellowship

1/1: Marty & Aidan's End-of-Year Newsletter

12/18: The Bell Tolls for Thee (Stop Requested)

12/4:Method Actors vs. The Homeless

11/27:Evolution vs. Talk Radio vs. You & Me

11/20:Login Names: Windows to the Soul

11/13:HIRE ME OR ELSE

11/06:Weird Farce - Punch Line = Real Life

10/30:Barbie's Death Jeep

10/23:I'M LOSING MY SHIT!!

10/16:GRE is to Reality as ? is to ?

10/9: Anti-Pocalypse

10/2: Sharin' Love with Larry

9/25: The Wisdom of 1975

9/18: Dungeons and Dragons and Cowboys and Terrorists

9/11: Things that piss me off

9/4: Putting the "Anal" back into "Analysis

8/21: Movin' On Up In My Helmet

8/14: IT'S RAINING SUICIDAL TOURISTS!

8/7: The Cool-O-Meter

7/31: The Man With A Movie Projector In His Head

7/24: Hedwig and the Angry Inch

7/17: Naked Mall Pictures

7/10: The Grimy Philosopher Eats His Lunch

7/3: Getaway Carpool (Bed & Breakfast at the Honeymoon Factory)

6/26: Eternal Reward Growth Chart

6/19: Portrait of the Artist as a Young Genius on the Toilet

6/12: The Wages of Compost

6/5: Let There Be Punk (The Whole Thing Explained, Quickly)

5/29: Dr. Seuss gets hijacked by corporate America

5/22: The New Child Catalogue

5/15: If a tree falls on a consumer in the middle of a forest, will his car stereo continue to make annoying sounds?

5/8: People are Idiots - Credit, SUVs, what people have over the animals

5/1: Things about which I'm not proud

 

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2/5: Chapter 10

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1/22: Why I'm Not A Movie Critic

1/15: Cinema Smackdown!

1/8: A Hard Day's Fellowship

1/1: Marty & Aidan's End-of-Year Newsletter

12/18: The Bell Tolls for Thee (Stop Requested)

12/4:Method Actors vs. The Homeless

11/27:Evolution vs. Talk Radio vs. You & Me

11/20:Login Names: Windows to the Soul

11/13:HIRE ME OR Ealign="left">7/3: Getaway Carpool (Bed & Breakfast at the Honeymoon Factory)

6/26: Eternal Reward Growth Chart

6/19: Portrait of the Artist as a Young Genius on the Toilet

6/12: The Wages of Compost

6/5: Let There Be Punk (The Whole Thing Explained, Quickly)

5/29: Dr. Seuss gets hijacked by corporate America

5/22: The New Child Catalogue

5/15: If a tree falls on a consumer in the middle of a forest, will his car stereo continue to make annoying sounds?

5/8: People are Idiots - Credit, SUVs, what people have over the animals

5/1: Things about which I'm not proud